Couple Refuses to Stop Having Sex on Restaurant Table

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This story brings a whole new meaning to “get a room”! Diners at an Orlando restaurant got more than what was on the menu when a dinner date turned X-rated.

Jeremie Calo, 32, and his unnamed date, started making out at their patio table. They then got on top of the table and started having sex in front of everyone, including children.

Patrons tried to shield their children and went to tell the manager of the Paddy Murphy’s restaurant, Tony Murphy, about the table top romp.

He interrupted the couple, asking them to finish their business elsewhere.

Calo replied that his date “can’t get up at this time,” because she was on top of him, WKMG reported.

Murphy told Calo to “Compose yourself, pay your tab or I’ll call the police.”

Calo signed his check “NO” and then tried to leave without paying.

Police were called and Calo wasn’t arrested for public indecency, but for refusing to pay his $101 bill.

Turns out no one wanted to stick around and give a statement.

What would you do if you saw something like this?

Kevin writes: That is something you probably wouldn’t want to see but be in such shock that you couldn’t help but stare… Lol

And that’s today’s helping of Online Dish.