JJ Watt makes Sports Illustrated cover

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HOUSTON, TX – Oh no! JJ Watt’s on the cover of Sports Illustrated! Do you know what this means? He’s now under the S. I. curse.

Making the cover of the famous magazine is kind of a double edged sword. It seems no matter how great they’re doing, any athlete who graces that cover is doomed. Kind of like when Tom Brady made the S.I. cover and then tore his ACL and MCL.

With the Texans kickin, passin and takin names, Watt would we do without Watt?

Congrats JJ. This is your time to shine and we’re happy for you. Let’s just hope you haven’t jinxed your team.