Man returns used enemas to CVS
JACKSONVILLE, FL – We’ve all done it: returned something we purchased to get our money back.
A Florida man took this concept to another level.
Federal prosecutors say Ronald Robinson, 34, bought several enema kits, used them, repackaged them, and returned them to a CVS store. Some of the kits were sold again to other customers.
Talk about a load of crap.
One CVS employee called bull ca-ca and alerted the Sheriff’s Office. They investigated and found fecal matter.
Robinson has been federally indicted and faces up to ten years in prison and a $250,000 fine.
Now doubt Robinson’s a little down in the dumps.