Justin Bieber Sex Doll Blowing Up!

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Do you have Bieber fever?! Well I have the perfect stocking stuffer for you. Justin can now be YOUR boyfriend or should I say Boy Toy. The barely legal pop singer is being initiated into adulthood with his very own sex doll. “Baby, baby, baby…Oh!” Meet “Just-in Beaver” the blow-up sex doll made by Pipedream Products.

The plastic, bisexual boy toy, touted to be “Finally 18!” and “Ready to Rock Your World!,” is modeled by a Bieber lookalike wearing a sideways hat and a boyish grin.

“Meet Just-In Beaver, the barely legal boy-toy who’s waited 18 long years to stick his lil’ dicky in something sticky!” reads Pipedream’s description of the Bieber sex doll. “When he’s not busy beating up paparazzi or beating off, he’s up to his high-tops in hot Hollywood tail! But the Beave-ster doesn’t have this effect just on women — he turns straight men gay faster than you can peel his skinny jeans off! So what are you waiting for, inflate this lil’ pricks’s ego even more and have your very own Beaver bash!”

You can buy Just-In Beaver on Amazon with prices ranging from $20 to $138. But Bieleb me get’em while he’s hot. The plastic Biebs may soon be pulled off shelves. Even though Bieber himself is not named in the product or product description, the teenybopper could sue for the company’s use of his celebrity.

Serve up your thoughts on this Biebs in a box.

And that’s today’s helping of the Online Dish with Maggie.