GREGG COUNTY, TX – Michael Don Mitchell is just like any other stupid home burglar. He broke into a house, stole some cash and got caught. But he’s got something else to blame for getting caught red-handed. Or in this case, red sauced.
He can point the finger at the chef! Chef Boyardee, that is!
Authorities in Gregg County, Texas say that Michael must have gotten a case of the munchies because he decided to eat a can of ravioli while he was inside a home he was burglarizing.
Investigators were able to identify him as the suspected burglar by the pasta sauce on his lips and mouth. It seems like Michael should have thought with his head instead of his stomach.
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is a perfect recipe for a Dumbass of the Day!