Royal poop plot, busted!

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AUKLAND, NEW ZEALAND – Police in Auckland, New Zealand arrested a man who was accused of planning an attack on the royal couple.

The Prince of Wales and the Duchess of Cornwall were on a six day tour of New Zealand. Police say Castislav “Sam” Bacanov, a well-known anti-royalist, wasn’t too happy about that. So he came up with a little plan: to attack the royal couple with a bucket of horse manure. Police say Sam waited at a nearby venue in downtown Auckland for the royal couple to show up.

Luckily, police were able to foil Sam’s plan before the royal couple arrived.

Sam was arrested and police say he’s pleaded not guilty to charges against the crime. But we’re pretty sure they know that’s just a load of crap!