Smell like a greasy pizza joint courtesy of Pizza Hut

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CANADA – It seems everyone’s jumping on the perfume party bandwagon these days. Lady Gaga says her fragrance, Fame, features notes of “blood and semen” and smells “like an expensive hooker.” Brad Pitt offered his mug for a scent-sitive ad that we think is a commercial for Chanel No. 5.

Seeing the success those odd odors have had must be what encouraged one of Pizza Hut’s Facebook friends to suggest the company start making their very own pizza-perfume. Yeah, because everyone wishes that smell that lingers on your clothes after walking out of a greasy pizza joint would last just a little longer, right?

The marketing team obviously smelled a winner, because the perfume is on the shelves for Christmas.

The scent boasts “notes of freshly baked, hand tossed dough’ and we hear its good cold too!

Don’t get too excited just yet. Only limited quantities of the Pizza Hut Perfume will be available, and which deep-dish dummies did the company think would be willing to spray themselves with such a scent?

Our neighbors to the north in Canada will be the first, and hopefully the last, to spritz with this saucy scent. At least we can mark Herman Cain off the ol’ Christmas list, because we just found the perfect present for the president of pizza!