Walmart, Kroger enter bids for Hostess

PEORIA, IL – Now Kroger and Walmart are among the dozens of companies that may be bidding to become top dong in the cake business.

Walmart seems to be hush-hush about it all, and Kroger isn’t saying much either.

Seems everyone is keeping their sweet mouth shut.

That could be because this whole buyout process is supposed to be confidential.

What we know for sure is that over eighteen thousand employees will be hitting the unemployment lines.

But, the one-point-seven-five million in bonuses that executives got earlier this month means they will still have a pocket full of bread.

Whether or not we’ll still be able to stuff our faces full of fat-filled goodness, one can only ho-ho-hope.

Filed in: NewsFix

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