LORETTO, PA – What’s the first rule in prison? That would be ‘Don’t Drop The Soap.’
And the second rule? Don’t be a snitch.
We can’t say about the first rule, but Cameron Douglas, son of actor Michael Douglas, apparently forgot what happens to rats in prison.
The LA Times reports that a New York City crime boss put a $100 bounty on Douglas, who’s doing nine-and-a-half years in a Pennsylvania federal prison for distributing crystal meth, possessing heroin and smuggling drugs into jail.
Word is that someone broke a thigh bone and one of his fingers. Douglas says he got hurt playing handball.
They must play by the rule that says: you lose, you bruise.