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Love breaks hearts, but for MMA fighter love broke his penis

MALAYSIA – Here’s some breaking news from the world of Mix Martial Arts. It’s fairly common for MMA fighters to suffer some broken bones in the octagon. But stiff competition in a bedroom bout with an overly aggressive girlfriend left UFC hopeful Ray Elbe a broken man. He broke his penis while having sex with his girlfriend.

This nightmare happened December 3rd in Malaysia, where the MMA tough guy was training. The pain was so powerful the fighter fainted a few moments later. Ray was rushed to a hospital where staff patched up his penis with 10 stitches.

The good news is things are now starting to look up for the MMA member. Ray’s motivation for getting back into fighting shape (on the mat and under his pants) his very sorry girlfriend promised a threesome once he’s feeling up to the challenge.

Looks like for Elbe, when love is good — it’s great! But when love is bad, hearts aren’t the only things that can break.

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