Gang of Smurfs beat man for refusing to give them a cigarette

MELBOURNE, AUSTRALIA – Talk about childhood memories coming back to hurt us! Last week we told you about a British man who got beaten-up by a bunch of blokes dressed as loveable Oompa Loompas. This week… it’s the Smurfs we got to fear!

Convenience store video shows four men, between the ages of 18 and 19 done up all Smurf like, moments before the boys in blue battered a man merely after asking him for a cigarette.

The alleged assaulted happened in Australia. A 37-year-old Melbourne man claims a group of Smurfs approached him outside the store and demanded a smoke. When the man refused to hand over a lit cig that’s when he says they beat the Smurf out of him.

With help from smurfy footage, Smurf officers were able to get the Smurfs to smurf themselves into police custody. The Smurfs have been arrested and are expected to be smurfed with summons relating to the assault.

Gargamel couldn’t be reached for a comment.

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