Toilet bowl bandit strikes again

MILWAUKEE, WI – When no one’s looking he strikes. But after one Wisconsin guy “cuts cheese” — there’s no flushing.

This Milwaukee guy isn’t flushing because police say he’s stealing toilet bowl handles.

Since September police say the bathroom bandit has spread like herpes, targeting fast food restaurants and college campuses.

Police are hoping to flush this case and catch the lil — you know what — red handed.

Hopefully he’ll have washed his hands first.

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