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Zoo chimp given a TV and remote, chooses to watch porn

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SPAIN – We’re all adults, so we’re just going to say it. Every now and again we all need a trip to the spank-bank. Primatologists in Spain are saying people aren’t the only ones who value that special ‘me time’.

In what many see as animalistic behavior to begin with, one saucy little chimp, named Gina in the Seville Zoo, is getting a lot of attention for her voyeuristic ways.

Gina was given a TV, a remote control and several channels to choose from, and when she came across the ‘Skin-a-Max’ station she went bananas. Apparently, seeing people hump like rabbits did it for the ole girl, because the channel surfing stopped and the monkey spanking began.

Forget see no evil, this chimp can’t get enough porno!

Scientists say it’s because chimps, like humans, have an “intense sexual life.”

Yeah, we’ve been to the zoo; we can vouch for that.