Did George Clooney Have His Testicles Ironed to Remove Wrinkles?

He may be one of the sexiest older guys in Hollywood but 51-year-old George Clooney’s “boys” down in “Tinseltown” may not be shining as bright. That’s why he decided to get rid of the wrinkles, not under his eyes, but on his boys, beans, family jewels, you get the point.

The actor told Italy’s Max magazine, “I never fixed my eyes, but I spent more money to stretch the skin of my testicles. I did not like the wrinkles. It’s a new technique, many people in Hollywood have done it. It’s called ball ironing.”

Sounds like something you do to a terrorist.

Now whether or not he’s being serious there really is such a thing as a scrotal lift. Which plastic surgeons say boosts a man’s self confidence by tightening the skin and muscle around the testicles. We don’t want our man to get teste now do we?

I just hope they use lots of starch. Keep those bad boys in place. At least Clooney recognizes he must do whatever it takes to hold onto his young blonde bombshell, 33-year-old Stacy Keibler.

Serve up your thoughts on “ball ironing”.

And that’s today’s helping of The Online Dish with Maggie.

Filed in: NewsFix, Online Dish

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