Woman tries to smuggle $30,000 in stomach

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PANAMA CITY, PANAMA – A woman traveling from Guatemala to Panama City, Panama caught the Smuggler’s Blues. Cops busted the 44-year-old chicka, whose name they won’t reveal; in the airport saying her behavior was ‘suspicious.’

When police X-rayed her they realized her bloated belly wasn’t a little bundle of joy; it was 39 bundles of money. Add this lady to the list of geniuses busted while trying to hide contraband, like cocaine in their diapers, crack in their va-jay jay and crack in their well… crack.

Police still aren’t sure exactly how much bread was in the breadbasket. At last count she’d ‘passed’ thirty thousand dollars. Be glad you’re not the cop waiting to retrieve the loot.