Italian scientist says vaccines are causing gayness

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ROME, ITALY – These days you can pop a pill for just about anything. But could a drug really make someone gay?

Italian scientist Gian Paolo Vanoli claims vaccines are slowly but surely homosexualizing the world.

He reportedly says gayness is an illness and vaccines are causing widespread same-sex appeal by inhibiting personality growth. He apparently still supports gay marriage and equal rights, but thinks vaccines are a problem.

Basically he is a fan of alternative medicine, but not alternative lifestyles. Some may say that makes him a not-so-sweet Vanoli.