Philadelphia is hosting a masturbate-a-thon

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athonPHILADELPHIA, PA – Philly is combining brotherly love with some otherly love.

A team is raising more than just funds for sex ed groups in Philly. Its hosting a Masturbate-A-Thon, which makes sense: May is masturbation month, didn’t you know?

Along with taking a hands-on approach to raising $3,000, the Masturbate-A-Thon aims to wipe out the shame and stigma that can go with sexuality.

At the climax of the fundraiser, which will be held at the end of the month, those do-gooders will meet up to award Most Creative Fantasy, Most Unique Way of, you know, and, of course, Most Money Raised.

Yea, let’s just hope they don’t shake hands.

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