Gov. Chris Christie’s secret weight loss surgery

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chrisTRENTON, NJ – It seems our favorite plus-sized public servant, New Jersey Governor Chris Christie, has had a change of heart about his health.

The republican Governor decided the budget wasn’t the only place where the fat needed to be cut so, Christie had secret weight loss surgery to help drop the lbs he says he’s been struggling with for over 20 years. The Governor’s running for his 2nd term in November, and to avoid collapsing during the first lap, his family and friends encouraged him to undergo lap-band surgery in February. He says it has nothing to do with a potential 2016 white house bid.

We’re glad to see he’s taking a step in the right direction, although “Too Big To Fail” would’ve been a great campaign slogan!