Chicago police say Perez went to the Chicago Animal Care and Control Facility and was lookin’ for more than a puppy – he was looking for a good time. He was reportedly caught by an employee in a restricted area, in a cage, with a dog, on his knees. Oh yeah, and his pants were undone.
It doesn’t take a rocket scientist to figure out what was going on. Perez was arrested and charged with felony sexual conduct with an animal.
We also charged him as our Dumbass of the Day!