Denture Jewelry, Taking a Bite Outta Fashion

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Well if you’re looking for fashion that bites, check out this denture jewelry (yes, you read that right) by Etsy seller ConcaveOblivion.

For $135 you can buy a denture bracelet. Or want to spend less? They have $35 hair combs.

OK, I’ve heard of people running their fingers through your hair, but teeth?!

The denture jewelry is made from dental acrylics that have been “hand-polished to high shine.” Guess if they lose their luster you can give em a good brush?

Believe it or not, this isn’t the first time someone used teeth to make a fashion statement. There’s the Apex Predator Shoes, made out of 1,050 teeth.

Well I guess you know what you can do with Grandma’s teeth once she passes. Seriously? This is just flat out creepy! It’s one thing to get grills. Those are in your own mouth. But to wear someone else’s?! Definitely not chomping at the bit to get my own denture bracelet. I think I’ll pass on being fashionably morbid.

And that’s today’s helping of The Online Dish with Maggie.