Parents in a Hairy Situation Buy Bald Babies, ‘Baby Bangs’

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Parents have you found yourself in a “hairy” situation with your bald babe? Well fear not now they can be bang’n! Introducing Baby Bangs, “the first and only Ready2Wear hairstyle hairbands ever made”.

Straight from the mouth of babes:

“Our patent pending HAIR+band accessory combination allows baby girls (with little or no hair at all) the opportunity to have a beautifully realistic HAIR style in a SNAP!! It’s quick, easy and baby barely knows it’s there. Each Baby Bangs! HAIR+band has been made using only the finest ribbons and fabrics, PLUS our Baby Bangs! come to you pre-customized & size appropriate, cut, styled and ready for immediate wear. The wispy hair strands have been arranged in the cutest most adorable elfish coiffure!”

You can get your baby bangs for $29.95.

You have to admit, the babies do look pretty banging with the bangs. But honestly parents, whatever happened to having your baby look, call me crazy, just like a baby. What’s next Rogaine for Babies, or Hair Plugs. Parents stop being so narcissistic and grow up! If you can’t accept you baby for what they are now, how are you going to be when they get older?

And that’s today’s helping of The Online Dish with Maggie.