Man dresses up like a dog, has sex with a cat multiple times

BOISE, ID – Boise police claim what this wannabe pooch did was so despicable, many think this mutt of a man should be castrated.

The sick puppy is accused of having sex with a cat! And on multiple occasions!

According to cops Ryan Havens Tannenholz (who is 4 in dogs years) is a self-described “furry”, who likes to dress up as a make believe flea bag named Bubblegum. But police recently charged this pooch with six counts of crimes against nature, and one count of cruelty to an animal; so looks like this hound just scored a one way ticket to the pound.

It’s not known how the cops know about the alleged cat rape going on, but Bubblegum remains behind bars in lieu of a $250,000 bond.  If he’s convicted, Fido could face at least five years in prison per each felony to the feline.

Ironically, Tannenholz might have had sex with a cat; but this dirty dog could have really screwed the pooch.

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