Bank robber tells teller he’s Obama’s adopted son

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BRYAN, TX – Bank robbers do all sorts of crazy things to get some cash. But 29-year-old Johnnie Gooden decided to give his family tree a try.

Police in Bryan, Texas say Johnnie walked into a local bank and told the teller that President Barack Obama and First Lady Michelle Obama had recently adopted him into their family, and he wanted access to their bank accounts.

But there were a few little problems:

A – The Obama`s didn`t have an account at the bank. Duh!

B – Johnnie wasn`t really their adopted child. Even a bigger duh!

The bank called police and Johnnie was arrested. And that`s how he became our Dumbass of the Day!