Stop Your Lady Bits from Aging with Labia Dye

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Do you hate your vagina? Could it be the fact that it’s been through the hell of childbirth, has had things poked and prodded up it, has unwelcome messy visitors each month? Well if you already didn’t have self-esteem issues about your lady bits now to make matters worse, it could be the wrong color! Yes, your sunburst might be lackluster. Never fear, this doesn’t mean you have to go to the convent. You can add some color with labia dye.

My New Pink Button is a temporary dye for your labia to give it a “youthful pink”.

Available on Amazon for $36.95, My New Pink Button comes in four shades, ‘Ginger’, ‘Marilyn’, ‘Bettie’ and ‘Audrey’. The four shades of dye mean you can pick the level and intensity of change – ranging from Marilyn at the lighter end to Audrey at the darkest. Kind of like lipstick for your labia.
Each dye kit comes with 20 applicators. You might as well use q tips or your fingers (might be more fun). My New Pink Button has a ‘patent pending formula’ was designed by a certified Paramedical Esthetician after she discovered her own genital color loss.

While looking online for a solution the website says she discovered ‘thousands of other women’ asking the same questions regarding their color loss.

After much research she could unearth no solution and, after a discussion with her gynecologist, she decided to create her own.

The product is so ridiculous it’s gotten most Amazon users creative juices flowing. But in spite of the absurdity and questionable ingredients, My New Pink Button appears to be flying off the shelves. The entire line is sold out already.

This is the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever heard of. I mean I’m already worrying about highlights for the top of my head, under eye cream, wrinkle cream, keggles, and now making sure my pink button stays pink. Seriously ladies, you might as well go buy some Kool Aid it’s cheaper and would taste good. And if you do use it, sure the results might be beautiful, until they rub off on your man and he freaks out. Let’s just say this product really pushes my buttons.

And that’s today’s helping of The Online Dish with Maggie.