HOUSTON, TX – Tom Guiry, aka ‘Smalls’ from the classic movie The Sandlot, is in the news s’more. He’s in court answering to felony charges of allegedly head-butting a cop at Bush Intercontinental Airport last month.
It all went down in August when a United Airlines employee supposedly said Guiry was too drunk to fly. Word has it, the employee called an airport cop, who then gave smalls two options: A) a public intoxication arrest, or B) the drunk tank.
Guiry reportedly picked option C: getting physical.
Yea, there’s no doubt these felony charges will haunt him… f-o-r-e-v-e-r.