Oh Romeo, Romeo! Wherefore art thou Romeo? Apparently in Austin. Romeo Rose aka Larry Busby is on a quest to find love, and he’s willing to fork over the cash to find exactly the woman he wants.
The 39-yr-old Virgo is offering $1500 to the person who finds him a girlfriend, a finder’s fee if you will. But the cash won’t come easy. Romeo has a long list of criteria for the woman he’s looking for. So he’s created the website, Sleepless in Austin (Get it? Oh you’re so clever Romeo).
According to his website he’s looking for a lady of great quality. And some of the qualities she must possess….
She must be skinny:
I am 39 years old, (date of birth is 9-18-1974 so that makes me a Virgo) 6′,4″ and 195lbs… I am looking for a girl that has a thin or athletic build. No one over 130lbs. Ages 21 – 41 White, Hispanic, or of European descent.
Oh and she can’t be a hoochie:
I will not date any girl that has ever had a threesome, or a large number of past sexual partners. I do not want a promiscuous slut, I want a normal, decent, good hearted girlfriend.
He prefers a ginger:
Redheads are my favorite, next is Brunettes, and next is Blondes, in that order. I like all 3, but I’m just saying if I had to choose, that’s my order of preference.
She doesn’t want kids:
I do not ever want to have kids, so if a girl is wanting to have babies, I am not her man.
She’s never had tattoos:
I do not like tattoos on a woman. If a woman already has tattoos, it may not be a deal breaker unless she plans to get more in the future. If a woman has something small and feminine like a butterfly or rose already on her ankle or something then it may not necessarily be a dealbreaker. And it would also help if she would consider having them laser removed, something I might would even pay to have done for her.
She must only have her ears pierced:
I also do not like piercings on a woman. I do not like a woman to have anything pierced other than her Ears. If she has other piercings it’s not a dealbreaker as long as she removes them and never wears them again.
And strippers need not apply:
I do not like strippers! I will not date any girl that has ever been a stripper. I believe that the only person that should ever see a woman’s naked body is only her boyfriend or husband.
And she must accept his white supremacist ideals:
I will not date a Black girl. I don’t care if she looks like Halle Berry, I will not ever date a Black girl. And, I do not believe that Whites & Blacks should mix races sexually and have kids together. I think its ok for Whites & Hispanics. But not Blacks. I would NEVER, EVER, EVER date a woman if I found out she had EVER been sexually active with a Black man.
Oh and he has a high sex drive. Thanks for sharing.
The list, believe it or not goes on. So ladies if you’re an anorexic ginger, white as casper the ghost, racist, childless, never had a threesome, or been a stripper, inkless, ears pierced only, kind of girl…you’re his perfect match. Oh and can I add extremely desperate and dumb to the list!
And you wonder why you’re still single?! Now I tried to call this Romeo, no surprise I got his voice mail and he’s not called me back.
I’m hoping that this is one big publicity stunt for his photography business. But if it isn’t, I hope someone pays a woman NOT to date him. This ain’t no Romeo, honey.
And that’s today’s helping of The Online Dish with Maggie.