UPS looking for driver who had sex in his truck

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OKLAHOMA CITY, OK – We all know the holidays are the busiest time for package delivery companies. But a United Parcel Service employee might be in some big trouble this season, and the reason is he could’ve been working a little too “hard” on the job!

According to the New York Daily News, Oklahoma City UPS bigwigs are seeing red instead of their usual brown, after a picture surfaced online of a prostitute allegedly having sex inside a parcel truck while she wearing an unknown delivery man’s shirt. Photos of the unscheduled package delivery were posted by a “Mary Ann,” a known prostitute who claims she’s a “happiness consultant” on an escort information website. Her shot shows the inside of one of the company’s cargo truck (with the goods clearly out) and the gal barely wearing somebody’s distinctive brown uniform with the UPS logo on it. The pic gives a new meaning to the company’s motto, “What can brown do for you?”

So instead of packages, UPS reps want to track-down the driver who gave a hooker a ride in the back of his truck and terminate him. All because a revealing photo is proving that a little too much “Ho Ho Ho” this holiday season is a very, very bad idea.