Microsoft developing a ‘smart bra’

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REDMOND, WA – When your Mac is acting funny, you usually take it the geniuses at Apple. Well, Microsoft is stepping up their game with some new tech support, except it’s not the kind you’d expect.

The company is developing a ‘smart bra.’

Microsoft says the new bra would help women on diets. It’ll have physiological sensors that will monitor a woman’s heart activity. That will keep track of the user’s mood. When the bra senses an emotion that could trigger overeating, it’ll send a message to the user’s smartphone, warning them to step away from the fridge and make a better diet decision.