80-year-old man hasn’t had a bath in 60 years

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TEHRAN, IRAN – The U.S. has long suspected that Iran is working on nuclear weapons. WMD’s or whatnot; now there might be proof that the country at least has the world oldest stink-bomb.

80-year-old Amou Haji, an Iranian man who says he hasn’t had a bath in 60 years! The Tehran Times was somehow able to get close enough to Haji to snap some shots of the presumed smelly man and get the dirt on this disheveled dude.

Ladies, if you’re looking for a real fixer-upper, this bachelor reportedly lives in seclusion far off in Southern Iran. His favorite food is rotten porcupine meat. He’s also an avid smoker and enjoys taking puffs on a metal pipe packed with animal poo. Yeah, that’s right! While most people worry about carcinogens, this guy smokes crap.

Haji feels his 60 years of crusty grime is actually good for him, cause for whatever reason he thinks cleanliness will make him sick. He sits in the desert, with the blue sky as his roof. He doesn’t have a care in the world. With his 80 years of living on this planet (and wearing much of it on his face) Haji must be doing something right?!

Maybe happiness is the key here, and it’s safe to say Haji is as happy as a pig in $#!t!