VERO BEACH, FL – Marriage isn’t always easy and 40-year-old Darlene Danahy knows that firsthand. She found a suspicious phone number on her husband’s phone, a number he called 32 times. But when he denied calling the number, that sent Darlene over the edge. Florida police say she armed herself with a spatula and tongs and let her husband have it. She even got a chicken he was cooking for dinner and threw it into the pool. Police found pieces of the chicken in her husband’s ear.
Well you know what they say, never underestimate the wrath of a woman’s scorn – or what she’ll do with kitchen supplies.
Darlene was arrested on a battery domestic charge and that’s how she became our Dumbass of the Day!