Woody Allen’s daughter accuses him of sexual assault

This is an archived article and the information in the article may be outdated. Please look at the time stamp on the story to see when it was last updated.

NEW YORK, NY – Sure, Woody Allen may be a brilliant comedian, but some shocking allegations against him are no laughing matter.

His daughter, Dylan Farrow, accuses him of sexually assaulting her as a child. He abused her so routinely, she says, that she thought it was “normal.”

Allen is famous for marrying his girlfriend’s adopted daughter, Soon-Yi, creeping out a lot of people. But if these new allegations are true, they bring creepy to a whole new level.

Of course, Allen is denying everything. His lawyer says Dylan’s mother, Mia Farrow, “implanted” these false memories in her mind.

“Woody took a lie detector test and passed the lie detector test,” Allen’s lawyer, Elkan Abramowitz, said. “Mia did not take a lie detector test.”

Allen’s son, Moses Farrow, is also in his corner, insisting that Allen did not molest his sister.

This war of words is turning into a real he-said, she-said kind of situation. So who’s telling the truth? Sadly, we may never know.