Houston ranked as the most walkable city in the US

HOUSTON, TX – Come on y’all, raise your glasses! Houston has been ranked as the number one walkable city in the nation. April fools!

OK, now you can go back to your cars.

April fools’ day is an unofficial holiday that goes back to medieval England, when somebody mistakenly wrote “March 32″ as the date of a royal anniversary. Believe it or not, we’ve all been suffering the consequences of that stupid typo. Even corporations like Google or Virgin Airlines spend a few more bucks on advertising trying to make you like them.

But nobody can compete with the folks at Bethlehem Church in Jones County, Mississippi. With cops and flags all over the place, these guys made the crowds believe former President George W. Bush was coming. In the end, an impersonator showed up. But who knows, maybe it’s the same guy who ran the country for eight consecutive years. Just kidding.

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