Secret’s Out: Victoria’s Secret to stop selling clothing

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COLUMBUS, OH – We hate to tell you, there’s bad news, Victoria’s Secret is going out of the clothing biz effective immediately.

That’s right, no more dresses, sweaters, pants or outerwear, unless it’s their ‘Pink’ lounge-wear line.

Now don’t get your undies in a bunch; Victoria’s Secret will still have your favorite itty-bitty items.

This sexy shop is hoping to steal the show with what they do best, boosting their sales in push-up bras and teeny bikinis.

Try not to get too hot and bothered, they won’t be skimping on those sexy satin PJ’s.

You may have to kiss the clothing goodbye, but that doesn’t mean you can’t strut your stuff like you belong on the runway of the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show.

1 Comment

  • Jody

    NOT happy about this. This is the ONLY place I have found with jeans that fit me. I am 56 yrs old and wear a size zero. Going to the juniors dept is NOT an option.

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