English inventor aims giant fart toward France

English inventor aims giant fart toward France

STAMFORD, ENGLAND – Be honest now. How many times have you wished you could just let go on someone or someplace?

Colin Furze is a former English plumber who now fulfills his fantasies by creating such things as X-Men Wolverine claws.

We introduced you to him a few months ago and told you about some of his other creations, like the world’s fastest mobility scooter that scoots along at 70 miles per hour.

When we talked with him in May, he told us his next invention would be kind of bizarre. “It’s probably got a little bit of a comedic approach to it, but it’s still pretty cool.”

What he ended up doing was going into his back yard and creating a giant set of metal buttocks that come complete with what all buttocks have between the cheeks: the requisite plumbing, also known as a big gas tube.

And what does one do with such a thing?

If you’re Colin Furze, you take it to Dover, point it at France, and let go a big one in their general direction.

He claims people in France heard it, so, it’s just a matter of time before they respond with who knows what or how.

Filed in: NewsFix

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