Poland Vs. Winnie the Pooh

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TUSZYN, Poland – It is Winnie the Pooh versus Poland!

A battle is brewing about 100 miles outside of Warsaw. The honey-loving bear has been banned from a new playground. Apparently no pants is NOT no problem in Tuszyn.  Officials in the town basically think Pooh is a pervert.

Get this logic. They say he's not wearing pants because he doesn't have a sex, which makes him a hermaphrodite, which is bad.

Sounds like a bunch of pooh to us. Winnie may have a bare butt, but their panties are in a bunch.