Rent a rapper for $28,000

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HOUSTON, Texas - Would you let your daughter date a dude with green hair and a shark grill?

Meet Horst Christian Simco aka Riff Raff, aka Jody Highroller. No matter what you want to call him, he’s a local rapper who grew up in Copperfield and attended Langham Creek High School.

The 32-year-old rapper is making headlines by pimping himself out as a prom date. Yes, a prom date. For a mere $28,000 you can rent Riff Raff as your son or daughter’s date. In return you’ll get:

  • One week of Twitter and Instagram promotion- telling the world you rented a rapper for prom
  • A Lamborghini ride to prom… then freestyle videos and pictures will make this a prom to remember.
  • The best penthouse suite in town

By the way, you got to be at least 18 years old to participate.

We asked some seniors at Langham Creek High School what they thought of the proposal.

Brittany Taylor thought it was, “Weird but cool at the same time.”

Rashaad Green said, “If it was my daughter, I wouldn’t let her go.”

Veronica Castro would do it, but with a different musician. “It’s Riff Raff, if we were talking about Drake then, babe! That’s babe right there. I’ll do it for Drake but I wouldn’t do it for Riff Raff- no offense Riff Raff if you’re watching this."

Alex Rodriguez was fine with the proposal, “He might be old but why not? I don’t see a problem with it. He might be 32 but it’s not like they’re gonna (have sex) if you know what I mean.”

Oh, everyone knows what you mean.

If anyone takes this offer, they will become an instant legend at their school, but probably not in a good way.