Size of fingers linked to cheating inclinations

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OXFORD, England - Scientists at Oxford University came up with the most bizarre way to identify whether or not your significant other is a cheater or a faithful lover.  Those individuals whose ring finger is larger than the index are most likely "players," while those with a larger index or both the same length are probably "stayers."

Weird as it sounds, it looks like there's a reason for this. Researchers say the more testosterone an individual is exposed to in the womb, then the longer ring fingers tend to be, and the more sexual variety is craved.

Now, what these people do with those fingers goes beyond the scope of this report.  So in the end, it would appear size does not matter.  In any case, don't forget to bring a ruler on your next date.