WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Did Trump not quite convince you in Cleveland? Are you're still pissed at Hillary over her shady shenanigans? You're not the only one! Google searches for "Third party candidate 2016" have shot up 1150% this week.
Who does that search reveal? Former New Mexico governor Gary Johnson, for one. He's the Libertarian candidate. What's he all about? "People being able to make choices in their own lives," he told Bill Maher, "Women's right to choose. Marriage equality. Legalizing pot."
Another choice is Jill Stein from the Green Party. "Right now we have an election where even the supporters of Hillary Clinton, the majority don't support Hillary," Stein told Democracy Now! "They just oppose Donald Trump. And the majority of Donald Trump supporters don't support him. They just oppose Hillary."
So what does Stein support? "An America and a world that works for all of us," she says, "that puts people, planet and peace over profit."
You can also choose your own write-in candidate, like Ted Cruz. (But good luck getting anyone elected that way.)
It seems like this presidential race is kind of like the Lotto, we'll all make our choices and just hope for the best.