As one 90’s teen heartthrob joins AARP, we say welcome to 9021-50

WASHINGTON, D.C. -Remember bad boy Luke Perry from the 90's? As the side-burned hottie Dylan McKay on Beverly Hills 90210, he stared at you from the cover of nearly every teen magazine during the decade.  Well, hold on to your pace-makers, folks! The hunk is now on the cover of AARP magazine!

Who knew the interest group for retired people like bad boys?!

Quite possibly the oldest kid in high school, back in the day, that didn't stop the brooding, motorcycle-riding, mountain-climbing, soulful heartthrob from breaking hearts all over the country.

One tweeter accused the magazine of depressing a whole generation. Another tweet reads, "Gawd he used to be bae!" And yet another...."9021-No!"

But forget the haters. Plenty of folks say he's still hot, even at 50. Perry's not pouting, and neither should you. After all, he's eligible for discounts at Denny's, I-Hop, and a yearly prostate exam!