WYNNEWOOD, Okla. - Voters, are you looking for a solid alternative to Trump and Clinton?
Well, look no further!
"I'm Joe Exotic. And don't forget, I am now stepping my foot in the ring to run for president," this dark horse candidate, Joseph Maldonado, announces in his campaign video.
Yep, meet Joe Exotic....the director of the largest private zoo for tigers in the world, and the man who wants to be the leader of the free world!
But what about Joe's "temperament?"
"I'm not cutting my hair," Joe insists. "I'm not changing the way I dress. I refuse to wear a suit."
Okay, well, where does he stand on Gay Marriage?
"I am Gay," Joe continues. "I've had two boyfriends most of my life. I currently got legally married. Thank God, it's finally legal in America."
But does Joe have any skeletons hiding in his closet?
"I've had some kinky sex. I have tried drugs through the younger years of my life," he reveals.
Well, Joe was born in Kansas....now lives in Oklahoma but has spent a fair amount of his life in Texas. He claims at age 19, he was the youngest police chief in Texas history to go through the police academy in Eastvale, Texas. So, he's a 'law and order' kinda guy.
"I am broke as sh*t!" Joe shares. "I have a judgment against me from sum b***h down there in Florida."
See, Joe doesn't need any fancy slogans....in fact, his only slogan is...."I'm broke as s**t!"
Bottom line....he wants to make America 'exotic' again!
So, if you're still undecided, you might want to take a walk on the wild side with Joe Exotic.
As Joe puts it, "And this is all paid for by the committee of Joe Exotic Speaks for America."