TOWSON, Md. — Maryland police are looking for a burglar on the loose, authorities said.
Surveillance video caught a man breaking into a pizza joint through a roof vent, investigators said. The alleged crook gets the pants ripped off him on the way down, police said.
"Johnny-go-naked" did manage to smash a couple of registers and cause $2,000 worth of damage, officers said. And even though he 'barely' made it out with anything, he definitely left his dignity behind, officers said.
It's something the fine folks at Slice Pizza won't soon forget.