Joran van der Sloot fathers child while in prison

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LIMA, PERU – That bad Dutch boy, Joran van der Sloot, you know, the guy you never take walks with along a rocky beach, or go alone to his hotel room, is back in the news.

Not because there’s another death involved. Quite the opposite. This time, it’s life, and we’re not talking about his prison sentence.

Van der slug told a Dutch newspaper that he’s got a girlfriend, despite being in a Peruvian prison for killing his last girlfriend. Well, not his ‘last’ girlfriend, apparently.

He says he’s got a new girlfriend, and that this latest lucky lady got preggers during one of their conjugal visits.

Yeah, we thought it was pretty icky, too. But hey, he got off for the 2005 disappearance of Natalee Holloway in Aruba, so why are we surprised that he’s still getting off while locked away for killing his previous girlfriend in his hotel room?

But hey, who are we to point fingers? After all, last week Harris County Sheriff Adrian Garcia canned six jailhouse employees for having sex with female prisoners.

Slammin’ in the slammer must be something different in Peru.

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