Man shoves sandwich into wife’s face, goes to jail

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NEBRASKA – It was a brutal scene, scattered with evidence of a fight.

Police say 50-year-old Larry Spurling, of Nebraska, was arguing with his wife, he snapped and attacked her. His weapon of choice? A club sandwich!

Larry was charged with disturbing the peace after he and his old-lady got into it, he pushed her and then shoved a sandwich she’d made right into her face. Some people get cranky when they don’t eat.

Maybe he was trying to de-escalate the situation?

No matter his intention, you can’t shove food into other people’s pie-holes, so he was sentenced to five days in jail. Things could’ve been worse, though.

Had it been a footlong sandwich sitting on the counter, this could’ve been a homicide.