It’s the little things that count. At least that’s the case for the Smallest Penis Contest being held in Denmark.
The men show off their “little” friend for a chance to win BIG! The man with the smallest wiener takes home, not a woman, but an iPhone. Second and third place winners get an iPad.
The contest is sponsored by erotica website Singlesex.dk, and site owner Morten Fabricius admits the idea is “weird and funny and almost too much.”
“It’s a competition which is at the core of manhood, the most important thing for a man,” he said, according to RawStory.com. “There are so many unhappy men out there, who think you have to have a giant penis, but it’s not normal to have a huge one.”
So here’s how it works. Contestants are asked to send a pic of Paul standing at attention with a measuring tape next to it.
The small penis contest has only been going on a short time, but the site has already received a half dozen photos that Fabricius said are being “vetted” to ensure they haven’t been stolen.
Entries for the smallest penis contest will be accepted through Jan. 31, and sex experts believe it may have some positive benefits.
Sex educator Jamye Waxman thinks that it’s good to get small penises out in the open.
“The average penis is 5.5 inches and all of the guys who are below average will see that they’re not alone,” she told The Huffington Post. “It’s a good opportunity for guys to accept what they’ve got.”
You know what they say, it’s not the size of the tide but the motion of the ocean. For once bigger is not better!
Does size matter?
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And that’s today’s helping of Online Dish.