HOUSTON, TX – Traded from those hillbillies to our north, the former OKC Thunder player, affectionately known as the “Sixth Man of the Year,” is bringing along some friends. Center Cole Aldrich and forwards Daequan Cook and Lazar Hayward are making the move to Houston with Harden.
The Thunder couldn’t fit Harden in their long-term financial spreadsheet, guess there’s no Groupon options in the NBA. So, the Rockets gave up Kevin Martin and some number one’s to make the bearded one, a Houstonian.
Welcome home Mr. Harden. We can’t wait to watch your career as a Houston Rocket really take off!