Most Americans think Santa is a democrat

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RALEIGH, NC – The mystery about Santa Claus has been revealed!  Whether he’s real or not is irrelevant! What truly matters is; he’s a democrat! Sure. Where do you think he got the idea of “gifts for everyone” and not just for the 47% in need?

This bombshell comes from Public Policy Polling, a democratic polling firm. They interviewed 500 adults: 44% believes Santa would vote for the donkeys, 28% say he prefers the G.O.P., while another 28% are not sure Santa has any political affiliation at all. Although, that sleigh doesn’t run on gas! Maybe he likes the Green Party.

Too bad nobody asked Santa himself what he thinks about family planning, same sex marriage, gays in the military, evolution, separation of Church and State and legalizing marijuana. Imagine that conversation. That would be a gift that keeps on giving. Ho, ho, ho!