LOS ANGELES, CA – When it comes to Kim Kardashian, Barbara Walters said it best: “You don’t have any– forgive me– any talent!”
But she does have a talent for getting headlines, like the big news her classy “boo” Kanye West dropped between lines of a song at a recent concert: “Can we make some noise for my baby mama right quick?”
Yes, baby “Kimye” is on its way. But guess what– Mommy Kimmy isn’t sure she wants her baby born on TV. You read that right! Kim says she’s okay with being preggers on camera because that is, in her words, “great and cute.” But the big push? Not so much.
Let’s keep it real, though. The girl probably just wants more money. The whole clan signed a $40 million deal for three more seasons of their E! show, but that was for ‘eight’ Kardashians. Now, there will be ‘nine’ to keep up with. Time to renegotiate, right?
And you can bet she’ll get it. TMZ says since news of her baby bump broke, sales of her old Ray-J sex tape have gone up 80%. That’s the biggest boost since her fake– make that, “fairytale”– wedding to basketball player Kris Humphries.
Word is that dude might also profit from all this since he and “Kiki” are still legally married, so if she gets another pay bump for her baby bump, he could get half. That is, unless she gives in and admits the whole marriage was a fraud– that’s what Kris wants.
We’re not sure why she’s protesting. Her whole career’s been a fraud… she’s fooled ‘us’ into thinking she’s something special!