Fellas Win BIG at Smallest Penis Contest

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Save the Date! For all of you less endowed gentleman you can enter the first-ever “Smallest Penis Contest” at King’s County Bar in Brooklyn, New York, on July 20.

The bar posted an ad for the contest on Craigslist seeking “less endowed men” to prove that “good things can come in small packages”. It will be run like an actual pageant with “talent, evening wear, and swimsuit elements.”

Winners will be selected by a “small member expert panel”.

You have to be 21 or older. And fellas “should be comfortable getting hosed down while wearing only skimpy underwear.”

The “lil winner” will receive a crown, the dubious title of “2013 Smallest Penis in Brooklyn” and a cash prize, which — should the winner choose — can be donated to charity. And that can include him. Heck, could put that money towards a good cause.

Call me crazy, but I doubt there will be any large trophies. Don’t want them to be upstaged.

Good luck. And remember, life is all about the small things in life.

And that’s today’s helping of the Online Dish with Maggie.