Best Breakup Letter Ever

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There’s no doubt about it…”breaking up is hard to do”. And there are different ways of breaking it off. Like the classic “Dear John” letter.

Recently, Redditor posted probably the best “Dear John” break-up letter in the history of all breakups.

At first the guy thinks his girlfriend or soon to be ex is being sweet by saying “Hey Honey”. Not long after, boom, he won’t know what hit him.

In red ink, the color of love or blood, she goes on to write….

“Guess who left his Facebook open on the computer and got a message from Kelsi? Yeah! You did!”

The writer goes on to say she’s made a super fun game out of ditching his belongings —”since I know you like looking for other things, (like other girls!)— and provides clues (next to heart bullet points, nice touch) to where the cheater might find his stuff.

Some of the clues read, “Your T.V. is where we “went all the way.”

“Everything else, including pictures of the last 2 years of our lives, is AT KELSI’S HOUSE!”

She closes, “Oh, and while I didn’t break or damage anything, I can’t guarantee anybody else won’t find it. Happy Hunting!”

An upbeat, breakup note complete with a scavenger hunt…doesn’t get much better than that.

Now for all of you who think breaking up with a note is the chicken way out of things. I say au contraire. While the guy was busy dipping his “pen” in someone else’s ink. Remember she can dip her pen in real ink, write a poison pen and make it go viral.

And that’s today’s helping of The Online Dish with Maggie.