$500 Worth of Sex Toys Stolen From Mom’s Trunk

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A thief is on the loose in Sandy, Oregon, breaking into at least five people’s cars in one quiet neighborhood.

Among the victims is Chelsey Coutts. As if it isn’t bad enough having your car broken in to, imagine having to report that the thief stole more than $500 worth of sex toys. So horrible that she felt the need to spill the beans to a camera crew.

“It was horrible,” Chelsey Coutts told Portland’s KPTV. “[The officer] kind of started laughing, but he felt bad so he asked me to describe everything in detail, and it was just horrible.”

Coutts was packing all that junk in her trunk for her friend’s bachelorette party.

“I’ve been storing it in my trunk because I have two little ones and didn’t want them to see all the dirty things in there,” she said. “Lots of toys, blow-up items, all kinds of goodies.”

And when it comes to this party, go big or go home. Among the stolen goods, a 4-foot inflatable penis and some “penis straws”.

Sucks for the guest of honor Haleigh Kirby. She tells KPTV that she was heart-broken and that Coutts, “worked so hard for so long” and has “done a really good job” putting the whole thing together.

The two shared the sad news with their Facebook friends, and several have happily donated some toys to replace those that were taken. Way to keep it among friends.

See what happens when girls just wanna have fun? A perp takes their dildos on a run!

And that’s today’s helping of The Online Dish with Maggie.